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just-shower-thoughts:

The military of evey nation should have paintball team and have world championships for shits and giggles.

truuqueen:

nawyougood:

if you wanna pull some hair while you fuckin but yo chick bald headed, strap one of dem bicycle helmets to her head and put ya fingers through the lil holes.

staff delete him

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leolion98:

kittensinsocks24:

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

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muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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